Step 1: Be a "Pet Content Detective" 🕵️♂️

Pro Tips:

1. Stalk #PetTok Like It’s Your Ex’s Instagram:
   When a video hits 100k+ views, pause and ask:
   • Is it pet chaos (e.g., cat vs. Roomba)?
   • Or owner shenanigans (e.g., doggie spa fail)?
     Example: If “Husky Destroying Couch” trends, film your Golden’s “Curtain Massacre: Home Edition”!
2. Reddit Raiding 101:
   Mine r/AnimalsBeingDerps for gold:
   • Turn “Dog Trapped in Laundry Basket” post → Your “Chihuahua vs. Toilet Paper Fortress” video.
   • Disclaimer: Credit OP with “Inspo from Reddit’s @DoggoWizard”!

Step 2: Filming – Spielberg Would Be Jealous 📱

Broke Creator’s Toolkit:

• Lighting: 4 PM “Golden Hour” (free & flatters your pitbull’s wrinkles)
• Props:
  • Chewed-up toys (adds “lived-in authenticity”)
  • $1 Dollar Tree hat (make your guinea pig a tiny pirate 🏴☠️)
• Voiceover:
  Narrate like David Attenborough:
  “Here we see the rare Labrador Negotiatior, deploying the classic ‘Puppy Eyes’ tactic for extra treats…”

Step 3: Profile Setup – Fake It Till You Make It 😎

Algorithm-Baiting Checklist:

1. Username: Ditch boring! Try:
   • @TreatThiefInChief
   • @CatLadyInTraining
2. Bio:
   “Full-time dog servant | Part-time meme dealer | Proof that you don’t need talent – just a chaotic pet 🐕💥”
3. Location Tags:
   Even if you’re in Nowheresville, Nebraska, use #SmallTownCharm! City folks eat that rustic stuff up.